- This transcript was alledgedly taken during a breif conversation between Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth the Second and His Righteuous Under Centreness Peyton Manning... (Manning bows)
Peyton: Good evenin' your highness.
Queen: That's Royal Highness to you, donkey face.
Peyton: Er...
Queen: HA! Beg ones pardon, one was just jousting withst thou.
Peyton: Oh uh, hehe, very funny your Hi-er-Royal Highness. Did you happen to catch the Supebowl this year?
Queen: Catch it? One was up all night hitting fortys withst ones homies! One never misses a good game of rugger...
Peyton: Rug-ga? Oh, do ya mean Rugby? 'Cause that's not what we play ma'am, it's Football.
Queen: Nonsense! I've seen you throwing the ball around and such, that's not football, it's Rugger!
Peyton: Oh... well anyway, how did ya think I did?
Queen: Well that depends, which one were you?
Peyton: I was the Quarter Back your Highness, you know, the one throwing the ball.
Queen: That's Royal Highness and I know that you blaguard. I meant were you the one having a mediocre performance, or where you the one rolling around on your arse for most of the forth quarter?
Peyton: Uhm... uh...
Queen: Cat got ones tongue?
Peyton: I did get MVP!
Queen: Is that one of those diseases that other Quarter-fellow has?
Peyton: Uh no it's Most Valuable Player.
Queen: Most Valuable ehy? Why, one does have a high opinion of oneself...
Peyton: Ya know what Ma'am, I didn't think you would be so rude, what with you bein' queen an all
Queen: Doest thou jest?!!
Peyton: Er.. beg ur pardon?
Queen: How dare you insult your Queen!
Peyton: Technically you're not my Queen.
Queen: That's what you think! Call an audible on this donkey face!!
(lifts a large glass bottle and brings it down on Peytons head)
Queen: How does one like
those intangibles? Now, someone fetch me some tea, one has a powerful thirst.
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